Hello my little tangerines! As those big layabouts Jeannou and QuentinD are on vacation, it is I who have the heavy task today of taking care of the top tweets and how to tell you that the pressure is great. So if you don’t like the tweets, well take it out on my TL. With that, let’s go for a special top tweet at the end of July in chillax mode posed by the pool or watering the plants of colleagues who have gone on vacation.
Monday July 25
1. Your crush sends you this message, how do you react?
2. A 100% effective test
4. Shameeee, point the finger at them
Tuesday July 26
5. And the fucking condom??
6. Being a girl in 2022: a mood
7. If you’re driving a Subaru in reverse, what are you? You are a bus. (yes, it works better in English)
8. Crazy how crazy is life
9. Old school
10. Again, Again
Wednesday July 27
11. And now what are you going to do?
12. The older I am, the more I understand why deer pounce on cars.
13. Who has seen them in the same room before?
14. Will have to revise the budget
15. Where is the respect?
Thursday July 28
16. I don’t believe in returning packages, I just accept defeat
17. There’s a way she’ll get fired if she gets pregnant too, just know that.
18. He changed the subway rabbit
Friday July 29
19. Twitter is like group therapy except no one heals
20. Want to meet this unknown artist
21. Come On, Take This
22. Ah yes
Saturday July 30
23. Lolli lolli lolli
24. We want an answer
25. Long live the concert season
Sunday July 31
26. Really don’t imp literature
27. Really limited the guy what
29. When I said I like it hard, I didn’t mean my whole life
30. Open a toll free number for this person please
Well, there it is, all that remains is for me to wish you a good week (and to remind you that sunscreen is every three hours or as soon as you get out of the water, I have an eye on you ).