Hello everyone everyone! I hope you are flexing your fingers hard to put your ballot correctly in the envelope and then in the ballot box on Sunday, because it is election day. While waiting for this fateful moment, you can always train your knuckles by reading this top entirely, better than cast iron in the room.
1. “Robert Pattinson said he would star in porn if Jean-Luc Mélenchon was elected”
2.
Sunday is the white lady’s birthday, she is invisible and will kill you in your sleep at midnight unless melenchon qualifies in the second round. forward this message to 5 of your contacts to protect yourself from the evil eye
– If you don’t like you don’t listen and then that’s all? (@nda_jsuis) April 7, 2022
4.
So since we are in an election period, know that for the setting up of my summer body I will vote no.
— Nuclear Cannonball (@AudeJavel79) April 8, 2022
6.
still not received the professions of faith from the candidates impossible to make a choice so I will follow the voting instructions of a random artist who signed a forum in the JDD
— Niki (@NikiShey) April 8, 2022
7.
? BREAKINGUE NIOUZE??
The last photo you took contains a reliable clue to help you discover the results of the presidential elections before anyone else!– Tiphaine? Touzeil (@PamelaChougne2) April 7, 2022
8.
I think the second round will be hidalgo against fabien roussel it’s only an estimate
— aurora (@aurorecool_) April 7, 2022
11.
Hello, I’m looking for my grandpa, missing since Wednesday. He is suffering from senile dementia and repeats without repeating “the Arabs, the Arabs…”. If you see him tell the emergency services, do not try to approach him, he bites. pic.twitter.com/9OibTVs21S
“Vincent Filibuster?” (@vinceflibustier) April 7, 2022
13.
If I win EuroMillions tomorrow, I’ll drop you and vote Macron. Sorry.
— Nawak (@NawakP) April 7, 2022
14.
don’t forget that to vote you have to go to a voting booth and not a urinal I prefer to warn in case
— ????????? (@BeaufDelphine) April 8, 2022
16.
I am for the voting ban for those under 20 and those over 70. Whatever the vote, presidential, Eurovision, choice of film we watch tonight. Very serious tweet.
— Montebourg Stan Account (@ClementPoursain) April 8, 2022
23.
I heard this morning on the radio “Marine le Pen, she’s changed, she’s much calmer”… FUCKING BUT WE DON’T FUCK IT… YOU PLAN TO ELECT A PRESIDENT OR A TAI-CHI TEACHER?!? ??
— Sunflower meat (@chrismen67) April 8, 2022
24.
I took a quick look at the programs and I know it’s not very political as an analysis but honestly it gives the impression that people on the right are just mean
— LIZZIE CROWDAGGER (@Crowdagger) April 7, 2022
25.
? UNUSUAL: a Frenchman decides to vote #Melenchon in the first round of #presidential without justifying his choice on social networks.
— Olivier Varlan (@VarlanOlivier) April 8, 2022
BONUS
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Nathalie Arthaud
Sonntagsleere (German): Sunday afternoon depression, before starting a new week.
— Bérengère Viennot (@Berentrice) April 7, 2022
27.
Nathalie Artaud as the Breton Pie Noire: small and stubborn, she almost disappeared but a handful of irreducible maintains the workforce (which will never exceed 1%) pic.twitter.com/U7wkJkK4Zg
— Antoine Thibault (@AgriSkippy) April 7, 2022
28.
Nathalie Arthaud as a cargo bike: the worker’s friend. Still present in the streets despite a very small market share. pic.twitter.com/JDG86oXmcj
— Corentin (@coco_rennes) April 7, 2022
