Hello friends, it’s time for the top tweets of the week! You are lucky, very lucky because this selection could never have seen the light of day. Indeed, our beautiful site fell in battle for a morning and after a long battle against the 503 error, our web warriors managed to save it. Knowing all this, you better enjoy and like, comment, share… you know the song.
MONDAY NOVEMBER 21
1. No effort
2. “I would so much like to quit my job so I can focus on my true passion, which is sleeping”
3. We see people gifted in fractions
4. “If we organize Euro 2028, we should put his gay sex scenes in the opening ceremony and tell people who are not happy that they have to respect our culture”
5. The biggest discomfort of the year
7. 6 euros the normal cigarette
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 22
8. The classic
WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 23
9. Floppy Gold
10. Imagine you go to the restaurant with Elon Musk he makes you pay your share
11. Of Course It Matters
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 24
12. Happy Thanksgiving !
“Remember that Demi Lovato moment?
– Farm Sanctuary : Turkeys are smart, outgoing animals that love to be taken care of, just ask Demi Lovato!
– Story de Demi Lovato :
13. Five, six, seven AND eight?
14. You have to flee at the first signs
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 25
15. They must really understand nothing
Chien : *brings a stick inside*
Moi : No, it has to stay outside
Me at Christmas: *brings a whole tree inside*
Chien : What is this mess ?
16. Want to go to the office by helicopter
19. It vomits in the scred sandwich
20. “I just learned that my father’s nice text messages telling me “You’re the best”, it’s actually one of the three automatic replies offered in his Toyota Rav4″
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 26
21. “My parents left their villages in Greece to give us a better life and all I want is to go and live in a village in Greece”
22. He’s a teacher of sentences to post in Insta description I think
SUNDAY NOVEMBER 27
That’s it for today ! Have a nice week everyone and come back next Monday for an even better top tweet.