To have children is to suffer their vomit, their great anger, their unbearable tears, their childish whims and the shame they put on us on vacation… That’s a lot for a single being! Luckily, when that child is just your niece or nephew, you usually escape all those inconveniences because he/she is much too happy to see you and becomes a real little cream (which would almost make us want to have children, but no, don’t do that). We say thank you to them for existing (and allowing us to return to Disneyland) with a dedicated top tweet.
1. Nice analysis
2. At the same time, is it so wrong?
3. Respect is gone for a nap
4. Imagining the face of the teacher correcting that
5. She knows her worth, go gurl
6. Rubble le sang
7. And so good app
8. 400 000 purée…
9. Leave it at a store checkout frankly, it’s better for everyone
10. There are limits to not cross
11. She’s not a niece, she’s a member of the Ministry of Education
12. It’s not Zavatta here
13. Ok I crack
14. You’re right, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth
15. Kids these days aren’t what they used to be
16. They really respect nothing
17. I think there is a request for a new name.
18. Oh okay great
19. I’m afraid of this person without ever having met them
20. Better than a presidential debate
To all our aunts and uncles who taught us about real life. This one is for you.
