Whether it’s the first in your life, your 10th or your 1000th and your mother has already had several heart attacks because you officially become an infrequent person, it does not prevent that when your new tattoo is finished, certain behaviors are born in your daily life . And you can’t do anything about it.
1. Already, observe it non stop
Just because he’s too handsome, even if he’s pissing blood and scabs.
2. Buy lots of paper towel
You take the opportunity to deny your filthy towel there.
3. Discover the usefulness of PH neutral soap
Admit you had never thought of looking at the PH of soaps before your first tattoo.
4. Scratch the area JUST NEXT to avoid scratching the tattooed area
This is probably the worst side effect of tattoos: IT SCRATCHES ITS DEAD.
5. Be super careful when taking off any clothes
You have the impression that if there is friction, your tattoo is ruined and you have to redo everything.
6. Take weird positions in the shower
Arm Tattoo: Arm outside to avoid hot water.
Tattoo on the leg: leg outside to avoid hot water.
Tattoo on the chest or back: good luck.
7. Learn to appreciate cold water
8. Be careful not to sleep on it
You’re hoping for one thing and that’s not waking up to the bloody tattoo you just scratched off.
9. Observe falling scabs
10. Tell everyone “look at my new tattoo”
It will last 2 weeks, and your friends will only want to put brushes on you.
11. Avoid all sunlight
You become an inhabitant of the shadows, a being who rejects any bathing in salt water.
12. Answer lots of questions
“How long did it last? “, ” It was painful ? “, “Is it the same tattoo artist as the other time? », « Does it hurt you if I touch? “.
13. Justify your choice of pattern to your friends
They expect a phew explanation in 2 parts + intro conclusion, but in real life you just wanted this motif.
14. Discover bras
Point only for the chicks who wear bras at the base. The bra becomes your best friend, and comfort avoid.
15. Finding out how inflexible you are
Point only for the stiff as a nail who had the good idea to get a tattoo on the back.
16. Make an Instagram post
Obviously, for your community you know.
17. Monitor the tattoo artist’s Instagram account to know if you will become famous
An Insta post at best, a story at worst, but you’re ready to draw a comment “thank you for this moment” or “wow too beautiful surely your most beautiful work”.
18. See if your tattoo appears on Topito
In this top of the worst tattoos. The answer is no because you have taste.
If you too have a tattoo, then you are a good person.