If you did graduate studies after the baccalaureate, you may have had, like me, to write a great 100-page dissertation in two days (well, eight months, but hey, procrastination, you know) with one of the most interesting (which you certainly regretted from the summary). Unfortunately, despite all the good reasons to delete the dissertation, we are still looking for tips to embroider our dissertation. What a sad life. So here are tweets that should remind you that you are not alone in this mess. Think of adding me in the thanks on the other hand, I did not do all that for nothing.