Hello lovers of infographics on the world and life and stuff of all kinds. Today, we offer you the best since we share with you some infographics of Instagram.com/mattsurelee/?hl=en”>Matt Shirley, an author who analyzes all the situations you may have encountered in your life and turns them into diagrams, tables and other curves that make you want to laugh, then cry, then laugh again. You are going to like ladies and gentlemen and not gendered.
1. Why I’m polite to waiters
_ Because they could spit in my dishes
_ Because they could give me a discount
_ Because they might want to go on a date with me
_ Because I realize that they are human beings working for a living and that they are not my servants.
2. The Sunglasses Cycle
Buy cheap sunglasses –> wear them every day for 7 years –> decide I should adopt a new look –> buy expensive sunglasses –> immediately throw them in a lake –> buy sunglasses cheap –> ….
3. What happens when I’m in a video meeting
In green: me speaking
In pink: those who speak
In orange: me looking at my own stupid face
4. The reasons I could never kill anyone
I have no weapons – Fragile stomach – Not strong enough – Morale – Fear of being punished – Sounds like a lot of work
5. Talk to your parents on the phone
Both: Hello
Your father: Here your mother is here
Your mother: Are you still single? When are you coming to see us? Do you finally know what you are going to do later?
6. The Labor Diagram
Having a job –> It’s horrible
Not having a job –> It’s horrible
7. The Friday Timeline
When I get up for my day / When I give up my day
8. Hobbies
Things I say I like: Playing tennis / Reading / Doing yoga / Doing puzzles / Hiking / Cooking
Things I really like: Watching TV / taking a nap / drinking
9. Temperature distribution when you sleep with your partner
You: Cool, comfortable, 37°C
Your partner’s body: 6000°C, slightly warmer than the surface of the Sun
His feet: -225°C, a cool autumn day on Neptune
10. Why I wear a beard
– It makes me prettier
– It gives me a chin
– It keeps my face warm
– It’s fashionable
“Shaving is work, and you know what? I don’t like work
11. People who tell everyone they work hard
– The time they spend working hard
– The time they spend convincing others that they work hard
12. A Venn Diagram
The things that interest me / no intersection / The things that you are about to say
13. My communication skills
In order of ease of communication:
By messages – By e-mail – By mail – In person – By telegraph – By smoke signals – By telephone
14. Anxiety
How easy it is to become anxious
How easy it is to stop being anxious
15. Why I use chopsticks to eat
Because they are very useful for food delivery
To not pass for a fucking amateur
If you liked it, all you have to do is follow Instagram.com/mattsurelee/?hl=en”>Matt Shirley (it’s in English but it’s ok it’s simple I trust you).
