It’s cool nice stars who are nice to their fans, or those who commit to good causes, or those who defend good values. But, after a while, when there’s too much talent and kindness, it’s a bit dodgy. As a result, we are convinced that the perfection of certain stars hides heavy secrets. We tried to find out what our idols could hide from us, and, believe us, it’s really not pretty.
1. Jason Momoa
why he is perfect ? He is handsome, strong, funny, and he is committed to the climate.
What is he probably hiding from us ? An unhealthy admiration for cockfighting.
2. Keanu Reeves
why he is perfect ? He is kind to absolutely everyone, so much so that one wonders if he did not invent the concept of kindness.
What is he probably hiding from us ? A passion for weapons of war that he tests in his garden on farmed squirrels. It doesn’t happen too much.
3. Jameela Jamil
why she is perfect ? Because she’s the most beautiful woman in the world and she also fights for the feminist cause and self-acceptance.
What is she probably hiding from us ? An acute kleptomania that pushes her to steal goat cheese from small farmers in a precarious situation when she walks around the markets. Not cool Jameela.
4. Tom Hanks
why he is perfect ? Because he’s the daddy we all want to have and he often helps strangers.
What is he probably hiding from us ? A disturbing penchant for snuff movies. He is said to have a collection of over 150 tapes in a secret room in his barracks.
5. Emma Watson
why she is perfect ? All the teenagers on the planet have dreamed of being in his place, but also of holding his hand in the playground. In addition, she is an ambassador for UN Women.
What is she probably hiding from us ? A deep detestation for the universe and the fans of Harry Potter.
6. Thomas Pesquet
why he is perfect ? Because the guy has a crazy job and he was already commander of the ISS while remaining funny and nice.
What is he probably hiding from us ? We are convinced that he throws his used batteries directly into rivers while laughing a demonic laugh.
7. Omar Sy
why he is perfect ? He succeeded in everything both in France and in the States, and all that without ever saying a word wrong.
What is he probably hiding from us ? A collection of dirty socks he would steal from the women’s locker room at his gym.
8. Ryan Reynolds
why he is perfect ? He’s so funny that your girl wants to cheat on you with him.
What is he probably hiding from us ? He fucks your girl.
9. Natalie Portman
why she is perfect ? Because in addition to being an ambassador for the rights to education of the children of the world, she is magnificently sympathetic.
What is she probably hiding from us ? A consumption of 30 kilograms of lamb per day (lambs that she would slaughter herself with rage).
10. Barack & Michelle Obama
why they are perfect ? Because they were at the head of the greatest power in the world and we continue to find them cool.
What are they probably hiding from us ? A boundless attraction to placemats. It’s the end of a myth.