Hi to you lovers of confusion and altercations. Do you rejoice when you see people being clashed on the Internet? GOOD NEWS. You’ve come to the right place kids. Here, we show you the crème de la crème of clashes that hurt. Each month, you are selected for murderous projections by interposed keyboards, when you have not deserved it at all. Yes, the clash has already begun. You weren’t ready.
1. We didn’t expect this ending but we loved it
“Your Netflix viewing is making climate change worse, experts say. Watching 30 minutes of Netflix would produce as many shows as driving for 6 miles. »
“Cool to make everyday people feel guilty for every little thing that could spark joy while oil executives dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they jerk off”
2. Look for logic
“Punishing women with the death penalty would reduce abortions, says Idaho lieutenant governor candidate”
“So abortion is murder, but killing women who have abortions is not. »
3. Conspiratorial question, clear answer
“Remember when they spent years telling us to panic about the hole in the ozone layer, then they suddenly stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again”
“What happened was scientists found chlorofluorocarbons were bad for ozone, countries listened, the Montreal Protocol was signed, and CFC use dropped by 99, 7%, which led to the stabilization of the ozone layer. It is perhaps the greatest example of global cooperation in history. »
4. Don’t get the wrong enemy
“I make packaging boxes for $16 an hour at the Amazon fulfillment center. I will be disgusted if people flipping burgers make as much money as me doing skilled labor. »
“Bezos earns $150,000 per minute and you get paid $16 per hour but you’re pissed off at the McDonald’s crew? »
5. Wrong answer
“_ A fetus is the same as a human. Life begins at conception. If you are for abortion then you are a murderer. Remove me from your friends.
_ If you believe that life begins at conception, I have an experience that I would like to do with you. Imagine you’re in a fertility clinic and the fire alarm goes off. As you run for the exit, you hear someone screaming in a room. You open the door and see a terrified 5 year old standing in front of a table. On the table, there is a box on which is written “1000 viable human embryos”. You can a) take the child and help him escape b) take the box with the embryos and leave. The smoke is rising and you are starting to suffocate, and if you don’t take one of the two to leave NOW, you will die. Which do you take?
_ Kiss my ass. »
6. Hard (but funny, you have to admit)
“_ I sell nudes for $10, are you interested?
_ Are these nudes of you?
_ Yes, my head will be in the photos.
_ No it is going to be fine. »
7. Victory by KO
“We really don’t have the right generation to start World War III…they can barely fight their anxiety about being called by the wrong pronoun.”
_ Quite funny coming from a generation that couldn’t stand a black person sitting in the front of the bus. »
8. Superb Punishment
“_ Every person who does not respect the national anthem should be forced to spend 14 days in Cuba.
_ Oh no please… don’t send me back…”
9. Too easy to clash with boomers
“So how did the boomers destroy the economy?” Tell me more.
_ I think it’s a fairly basic common knowledge. I would send it to you in .pdf format but you probably wouldn’t be able to open it. »
10. It’s not nice to type on the physical, but there’s an exception
“_ A girl loses 95% of her interest in a guy when he asks her for a picture of her.
_ A guy loses 100% of his interest in you when you send him your photo. »