Hello Hello ! Yes yes yes you are right: it is Friday, the day of the teubés of the week. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, I have to prepare a quiche for 1000 people. Bye.
1. Consenting Customer
“A little one came to my ice cream truck today, she was holding $5 in one hand and a leaf in the other. She asked for ice cream, and I said “Okay that will make a sheet please”and she said no and then gave me the $5”
2. Authority complex and consequences
“My children will have their ‘privacy’ when they pay their own bills and feed themselves. In the meantime, you do what I tell you to do. It’s not negotiable. We’re not friends. »
“I haven’t spoken to my mother for 10 years. Welcome to your future. »
3. That’s true, WHY??
“Why does England, a European country, speak English, an American language, instead of another European language? »
4. You have to explain everything to the conspirators
“Remember when they spent years telling us to panic about the hole in the ozone layer, then they suddenly stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again”
“What happened was scientists found chlorofluorocarbons were bad for ozone, countries listened, the Montreal Protocol was signed, and CFC use dropped by 99, 7%, which led to the stabilization of the ozone layer. It is perhaps the greatest example of global cooperation in history. »
5. Raising a child is hard work
“Parenting is difficult. I’m teaching my son that “Vagina” isn’t a dirty word, but he still needs to choose a different name for his hamster. »
6. Is this real science?
“Honestly, climate change freaks me out and it makes me sad to see what we lose because of it. »
“Maybe you should study some real SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals who are fueling this global warming scam”
“I don’t know man, I already have a doctorate in astrophysics. It seems like more than that would be overkill at this point. »
7. JK Rowling can stop talking after a while
“JK Rowling says Hermione should have ended up with Harry instead of Ron”
“And didn’t she write the book?” »
8. The joys of an abortion-free country
A woman in Wisconsin bled for more than 10 days following an incomplete miscarriage after ER staff failed to remove fetal tissue for fear it would violate abortion restrictions of State. »
9. He really doesn’t know how to take a break
“Never hold your hands behind your back when taking a photo with the police”
10. And the little news that gives hope in life (no)
“Disabled woman fined £1000 for parking in disabled space”
If you liked the teubés, you’ll love the champions of the week.
Source : Facepalm, Dumb, IdiotFightingThings, KidsAreFuckingStupid, Quityourbullshit, Stupidpeopleonfacebook, Win Stupid Prizes, Trashy, mildlyinfuriating, Karma.
