From the beginning of its existence, we have already been disappointed by 2022. But instead of trying to catch up, this year continues to annoy us with each passing week. Guess she’s doing it on purpose. For example, we recently learned thanks to the magnificent work of INSEE that consumer prices have increased by 4.5% in one year since March 2021. Overall, this means that for several months, the prices of food products have much increased and that we will soon have to sell our organs to buy compotes. So here is the official list of products that have taken a lot of money between February 2021 and February 2022.
1. Mustard (+5.6%)
What you will have to give up cooking: The Sunday Bunny, but it’s not a great loss, really. Peanut will be much better off frolicking in nature with his little friends.
What can you replace it with: Good industrial ketchup stuffed with sugar, it forges a man, believe me.
2. Frozen desserts (+5.9%)
What you will have to give up cooking: Well technically, nothing since everything was already done.
What can you replace it with: Unfrozen desserts. Oh that’s smart yes, had to think about it.
3. Pulses (+4.9%)
What you will have to give up cooking: Lentil hotpot and flageolets with shallots. Is it really to displease us?
What can you replace it with: Wet vegetables, mdrrr oh excellent.
4. Pasta (+12.9%)
What you will have to give up cooking: Half of your recipe list. Say goodbye to carbo pasta, pesto, four cheeses, feta and tomato sauce. Goodbye life.
What can you replace it with: Rice. Boriiiing.
5. Oil (+4.5%)
What you will have to give up cooking: Onion rings and mozza sticks. Which you cooked daily, of course.
What can you replace it with: Good butter with salt crystals, your arteries will thank you.
6. Fresh vegetables (+3.5%)
What you will have to give up cooking: Soups and salads, but what will become of us?
What can you replace it with: Big steaks and prime ribs, it’s a vegetarian diet.
7. Salads and preserves from the sea (+3.8%)
What you will have to give up cooking: Tuna/fresh cream for your aperitifs.
What can you replace it with: Breadsticks, yum yum, best food in the world.
8. Canned carrot peas (+3.9%)
What you will have to give up cooking: Canned carrot peas. Canteen staff in PLS.
What can you replace it with: Nothing, nothing can replace this jewel.
9. Dried fruits (+5.8%)
What you will have to give up cooking: Spread and homemade peanut butter, frankly it really sucks.
What can you replace it with: Wet fruit, serious jpp.
10. Flour (+3.9%)
What you will have to give up cooking: Basically all the sweet stuff that exists on earth. Sadder than sadness.
What can you replace it with: PQ, because you certainly have a lot left from the 2020 lockdown.
