Hello Hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, I have to go invent the number Pi. Bye.
1. Impressive precision response
Kylie Jenner: “Last night I ate cereal with milk for the first time. It changes life. »
Response: “Girl you’re lying. You ate cereal with milk on April 25, 2013 and posted it on Instagram. »
2. The Big Show
“Remember when everyone realized that professional wrestling was fake and they finally accepted it and the fans didn’t care and kept watching it anyway? We are almost there with politics and the media. »
3. Is that really their solution???
“Michigan Woman Charged With Handling Wild Animals Without A License, Animals Shot By State Officers”
4. Aaaaah the return to “true” values
“Missouri Academy Announces Return to Corporal Punishment for Students with the Use of a Beater”
5. No, the answer is 44
“Don’t use a calculator, use your brain: 20 + 20 – 10 x 0 + 2 + 2 =? »
« 44 »
“The answer is 4. Don’t use a calculator, use your brain ma’am”
6. Americans who think all of Africa is black
“Facial reconstruction of a mummy from Fayoum in Egypt”
“The same Egypt that is in Africa??? Someone skipped their history class and went straight to selling false information”
7. They didn’t think well about their Kennedy tribute
When we know how Kennedy died, giving a screen that looks like a big sniper sight is a pretty bad idea.
8. It’s beautiful it’s so stupid
“John Krasinski fought for a deaf actress to be in the cast of Without a sound and made sure the entire cast would learn sign language on set”
“Instead of just teaching him English?” »
9. It’s an original
“Hey man, I’d ask my mom but I don’t want to talk for an hour…how often do you clean your oven?”
_ Hardly ever
_ Seriously? I clean it every time. It’s not worth the shot
_ Do you clean the oven every time you use it?
_ Yeah the bottom becomes disgusting and full of blood or fat
_ Are you talking about the hob or the oven itself?
_ Hob? My oven has metal racks inside.
_ One minute… I need a beer for that. So you put the meat directly on the grills to cook, right?
_ Yes to grill it
_ I tweet that »
10. Shouldn’t piss the cat off
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