Well hello. Here, the report is without appeal: we are Friday, the day of the teubés of the week. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, I’m going to invent the 5-wheel bicycle. Bye.
1. Small geographical problem
“I wrote an article about poverty on a Native American reservation and someone sent me an article titled “10 Indian Billionaires” asking myself ” Explain to me “, even though they were people who came from India. »
2. Who is the dumber of the two after all?
“I trusted my daughter to pack her suitcase for the holidays herself, and she brought zero underwear but 2 kaleidoscopes. »
3. No graphic designer would have made this mistake
“A guy asks for money to help him get his face tattoo removed, and forgets to keep the same font in the next video. »
4. Beautiful management as we like it
An employee sends a photo of his work stoppage to his superior:
“- You have to find someone who wants to take over your service, otherwise you work
_ But I have a work stoppage from the doctor
_ And you are not contagious
_ I vomit and I can’t get out of the toilet
_ And here you are writing to me, so you can either find someone to work, or you work, or you don’t work at all.
_ We bet ? »
5. Proverb roughly
“There is an Arab proverb that says: ‘Do you want to die? Throw yourself into the sea and you will see that you are fighting to survive. You don’t want to kill yourself, rather you want to kill someone inside of you. »
“I am Arab and these are words of Tom Hanks in Alone in the world«
6. She doesn’t want to listen to reason
*Photo of a student*
Lil Nas X : « Alleeeeez !! »
Stout girl: “You’re too old for her. »
Answer: “He is gay”
Stout girl: “He’s like 25 and she’s 16”
Answer: “He is gay”
Stout girl: “He’s older than her, and why are you insulting him? »
Answer: “He is literally homosexual”
7. Very strong these Russians
The Russian secret service created a scene to “prove” that the Ukrainians were planning a Nazi plot, but the person in charge of the scene mistook sim cards for the game “The Sims”.
8. A great delivery service
“We had ordered a barbecue. We received 300 iPads. »
9. The American system is wonderful
“Apparently you have to pay if you want to touch your newborn right after he’s born in the US”
(On the hospital bill, there is a “skin to skin” line billed at $39.35”)
10. Presque
« _Yo
_ Aloha
_ Ooooh you speak Spanish, cool”
11. (bonus) Could have happened to all of us
If you liked the teubés, you’ll love the champions of the week.
Source : Facepalm, Dumb, IdiotFightingThings, KidsAreFuckingStupid, Quityourbullshit, Stupidpeopleonfacebook, Win Stupid Prizes, Trashy, mildlyinfuriating, Karma.