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Top 10 dumbest people of the week, episode 147

Well hello, I am delighted to announce that it is Friday and that Friday is, like all Fridays, the day of the weekdays. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I’m off to save the koalas in Mexico. Bye.

1. A foreign language for the Ls

“A man said he was questioned on a plane for doing math during a flight”

“A woman seated next to the Ivy League economist told the flight crew she was afraid for safety because of the man, after seeing him write in a foreign language. It was a differential equation. »

2. When there are two stems, one is always more stemmed than the other

“Meeeec, like an idiot I was looking for my phone with the flashlight of my phone”

“Mdrrr, and where was he then? »

3. 1984 reasons to buy it

In a bookstore, about the 1984 book:

“This book was banned in the USA and the USSR. In the USSR because he was considered anti-communist. In the USA because he was considered pro-communist. »

“The book is 1984, which is neither. He’s just anti-authoritarian, which says a lot. »

4. It still proves that his book works well

“The novelist who wrote how to murder your husband is currently on trial for the murder of her husband. »

“Maybe she should have written How to Murder Your Husband AND Not Get Caught «

5. It’s honest at least

“Ricky Williams blames weed for his failed drug tests”

“I was stoned and forgot that I shouldn’t be stoned”

6. Natural Selection

“A teubé dies in an explosion after trying to microwave a microwave”

7. the bastard…

‘Bodybuilder Who Married Sex Doll Admits He Cheated On Her When She Was In Repairs’

8. Whoever made this picture never smoked weed.

“MARIJUANA. What will your mother say when she finds your body? »

9. Not very attentive guys

“I applied for a job as a disability rights advocate and indicated in my cover letter that I was deaf. I just received an email offering me a phone interview. »

10. 360° = zero

Prime Minister of Turkey: “There is a difference of 360 degrees between the Islam of Turkey and that of Daesh”

(It should have been said 180° of course)

If you liked the teubés, you’ll love the champions of the week.

Source : Facepalm, Dumb, IdiotFightingThings, KidsAreFuckingStupid, Quityourbullshit, Stupidpeopleonfacebook, Win Stupid Prizes, Trashy, mildlyinfuriating, Karma.

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